You have a good web-surfing stance.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
With great penis, comes great responsibility
You MUST have a nice personality.
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence