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What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Is stalking still cute?
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?

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