Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.
Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from reincarnation?
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.
The way you tie your turban gets me overwhelmed.
With me you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.
Will you be the Laila to my Majnu?
You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.
You're like chutney… you spice up my life!
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
Our kundalis are a perfect match!
Baby we go together like daal and bhaat.
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.
Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.
Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.
Hey girl! I am from your caste but different gotra.
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
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