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Pick Up Lines for Hindus - Part 3


Indian pick up lines

You're like chutney… you spice up my life!
  
  
You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.
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The way you tie your turban gets me overwhelmed.
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Baby we go together like daal and bhaat.
  
  
With me you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.
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Will you be the Laila to my Majnu?
  
  
By the many arms of Vishnu, I want to stick it in your butt.
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So would you like to make 4 babies with me?
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My life without you is like bhel without chutney.
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That saree looks very nice on you. It would look even better off of you.
  
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We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.
  
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Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?
  
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Do you have a little Atman in you? Want to?
  
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Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.
  
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Go out with me and you won't be sari.
  
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You're like chutney… you spice up my life! You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you. The way you tie your turban gets me overwhelmed.