I used to think apples and honey were sweet... until I met you.
Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
You see this shirt? It's made of Abba material.
Instead of the torah, can I study your body 3 times a day?
Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
You remind me of a mezuzah... So, I'm supposed to kiss you, right?
Baby I'd nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.
That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!
Wanna get a drink sometime? I was thinking a glass of wine - I know this really great chuppah we can hang out under.
In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?
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