Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Even if you don't get a medal, I can make your trip to _______ worthwhile
Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe!
I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.
Let me show you my gold medal.
I'm not an Olympic swimmer but I'll dive in your deep end tonight.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
You could qualify for my Olympics any day.
You must do hurdles, because it only took you seconds to jump into my heart
Do you have swimmers as good as China? We'll have to do something about that!
If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.
I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.
This must be decaf, cause you're just dreamy!
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I like my baristas like I like my coffee, hot, sweet, and creamy.
Are you hot and ready?
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
