Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a pipe wrench? Because you've got a firm grip on my heart.
Are you galvanized steel? Because you're strong, dependable, and unbreakable.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
Are you pipe insulation? Because you keep me warm even on cold nights.
My love for you flows stronger than a high-pressure pipe.
Are you PEX piping? Because you're durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
You're the kind of pipe I'd never replace.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you've cleared the blockages in my heart.
You must be my waterline, because I can't function without you.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you've cut straight into my heart.
I don't need a pipe wrench to tighten the connection between us.
Are you a thermometer? Because you're making my temperature rise.
Are you a medical chart? Because I'd love to get a closer look at your details.
You're like the perfect diagnosis—unexpected and wonderful.
Are you antibiotics? Because you've cured my loneliness.
You must be a medical mask, because you've got me breathless.
Are you a vaccine? Because you've just given me hope.
You must be a medical conference, because you've got me learning new things about love.
You must be a hospital, because I'm admitting I've fallen for you.
You're like a heart monitor—always keeping me in rhythm.
