Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a hand auger? Because you've cleared all the blockages in my day.
You're the only tool I'd never loan out.
Are you a flux brush? Because you've applied the perfect touch to my heart.
You must be my plumber's tape, because you seal all my doubts.
You're like the perfect fitting tool—meant just for me.
Are you a pipe threader? Because you've threaded your way through my life.
My heart doesn't need fixing, but I'd still call you every time.
You must be a basin wrench, because you're perfect for all the hard-to-reach places.
Are you a plumber's torch? Because you've welded yourself to my heart.
Are you a plunger? Because you've cleared out all the negativity in my life.
You must be a pipe wrench, because you've tightened all my loose ends.
Are you a pipe wrench? Because you've got a firm grip on my heart.
Are you galvanized steel? Because you're strong, dependable, and unbreakable.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
Are you pipe insulation? Because you keep me warm even on cold nights.
My love for you flows stronger than a high-pressure pipe.
Are you PEX piping? Because you're durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
You're the kind of pipe I'd never replace.
You're like a heart monitor—always keeping me in rhythm.
You must be a medical conference, because you've got me learning new things about love.
