Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Girl you must be the back of my paw because I want to lick you constantly.
Mind if I sniff your butt?
If you were a cat, I'd let you sleep in my bed every night.
Let me take meowt on a date
I've made my wish for the new year, and it's standing right in front of me.
You complete meow me
My vet says I'm lacking in Vitamin U.
You're purrrrfect!
Want to see some hairballs?
Are you a medical chart? Because I'd love to get a closer look at your details.
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
Let's litter.
I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.
Are you the ball dropping at midnight? Because I can't take my eyes off you.
Are you a blood draw? Because I'm feeling lightheaded from your charm.
You're the kind of nurse who could heal anything, including my lonely heart.
I will pawlways love you
I like cats more than dogs.
You must be a hospital, because I'm admitting I've fallen for you.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
