Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be a code blue, because you've got my heart racing.
You must be a bedside commode, because I can't go anywhere without thinking of you.
Are you a syringe? Because you've got me stuck on you.
You must be a crash cart, because you've revived my heart.
You must be a pipe wrench, because you've tightened all my loose ends.
Are you a flux brush? Because you've applied the perfect touch to my heart.
You must be my plumber's tape, because you seal all my doubts.
You're like the perfect fitting tool—meant just for me.
Are you a pipe threader? Because you've threaded your way through my life.
My heart doesn't need fixing, but I'd still call you every time.
You must be a basin wrench, because you're perfect for all the hard-to-reach places.
Are you a plumber's torch? Because you've welded yourself to my heart.
Are you a plunger? Because you've cleared out all the negativity in my life.
Are you pipe insulation? Because you keep me warm even on cold nights.
You're the kind of pipe I'd never replace.
Are you PEX piping? Because you're durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
My love for you flows stronger than a high-pressure pipe.
Are you galvanized steel? Because you're strong, dependable, and unbreakable.
Are you a pipe wrench? Because you've got a firm grip on my heart.
