Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be my waterline, because I can't function without you.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you've cleared the blockages in my heart.
You're the kind of pipe I'd never replace.
Are you PEX piping? Because you're durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
My love for you flows stronger than a high-pressure pipe.
Are you pipe insulation? Because you keep me warm even on cold nights.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
Are you galvanized steel? Because you're strong, dependable, and unbreakable.
Are you a pipe wrench? Because you've got a firm grip on my heart.
You must be a pipe wrench, because you've tightened all my loose ends.
Are you a plunger? Because you've cleared out all the negativity in my life.
Are you a plumber's torch? Because you've welded yourself to my heart.
You must be a basin wrench, because you're perfect for all the hard-to-reach places.
My heart doesn't need fixing, but I'd still call you every time.
You're like a perfect stream of water—refreshing and essential.
You're my favorite tool in the shed—reliable and irreplaceable.
Are you a water heater? Because you've got me feeling warm all over.
You must be a faucet, because you've turned my heart on.
Are you a leaky pipe? Because I'm dripping with excitement every time I see you.
You must be a water softener, because you've softened my hard heart.
