Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're like a weekend shift—tough to handle but completely worth it.
Are you a service call? Because I'd drop everything to be there for you.
You must be a plumbing blueprint, because everything makes sense when I'm with you.
Are you a pipe burst? Because you've flooded me with feelings.
You're like a perfect day on the job—everything feels right with you around.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I'm stuck on you.
You must be a repair job, because you've fixed my broken heart.
Are you overtime? Because I'd spend all my extra hours with you.
You're like an emergency plumbing call—unexpected and totally worth it.
Are you my next job? Because I'd dedicate all my time to you.
You must specialize in leaks, because you've opened a floodgate to my heart.
Are you a hose? Because you keep everything flowing beautifully.
You must be my water meter, because I want to measure every drop of time I get with you.
Are you a shut-off valve? Because you've stopped all the pain in my life.
You're the reason my heart is constantly overflowing.
Are you a water pump? Because you've got my heart racing.
You're like an RN—Reliable and Necessary.
You must be a charge nurse, because you've taken control of my heart.
Are you my vitals? Because you make my heart race.
Are you a bandage? Because you're healing all my wounds.
