Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you have a resistance? Because my heart can't resist you.
Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite's on the floor.
Are you a power surge? Because you're overwhelming.
Are you a pipe threader? Because you've threaded your way through my life.
Do you come with a ground fault interrupter? Because you're shocking.
Do you have a ground wire? Because you're keeping me grounded.
My heart doesn't need fixing, but I'd still call you every time.
Is your dad a power station? Because you're generating a lot of attraction.
Did you just move from a V to I chord? Because I think you're perfect.
Boy are you a fifth because you're perfect.
If you're the start of my year, I know it's going to be incredible.
You must be a basin wrench, because you're perfect for all the hard-to-reach places.
Can you sing low? Because I'm all about that bass.
Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is your mom a light bulb? Because you light up my world.
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
Are you a transformer? Because you make my heart change frequency.
