Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a hose? Because you keep everything flowing beautifully.
You must be my water meter, because I want to measure every drop of time I get with you.
Are you a shut-off valve? Because you've stopped all the pain in my life.
You're the reason my heart is constantly overflowing.
Are you a water pump? Because you've got my heart racing.
You must be a rainwater tank, because you're capturing all my feelings.
Are you a pressure gauge? Because you've got my pulse rising.
You're like a perfect rainstorm—unexpected and completely refreshing.
Are you a main water valve? Because you control the flow of my emotions.
Are you a surgeon? Because you've just opened up my heart.
You must be a charge nurse, because you've taken control of my heart.
Are you my vitals? Because you make my heart race.
You're like an RN—Reliable and Necessary.
I must be a patient, because I'm falling for the way you care.
Are you saline? Because you're keeping me going.
You must be a nurse, because you've got me feeling cared for already.
Are you a nurse? Because you just injected happiness into my life.
You're the best treatment plan I could ever hope for.
Are you an ENT? Because you're all I see, hear, and think about.
You must be a medical breakthrough, because you're one in a million.
