Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
I wouldn't mind getting tangled up in your line.
You must be a fish, because I'm hooked on you.
I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.
Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.
You had me at merlot.
I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?
Are you a pipe snake? Because you've cleared the blockages in my heart.
You're so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you've cut straight into my heart.
You must be my waterline, because I can't function without you.
Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
Aren't you a catch!
I don't need a resolution to know I want to spend more time with you.
What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.
Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.
Babe, it's time to get out of this fishbowl and see the real world with me.
If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
Babe, are you a master baiter? Because this fish is yours tonight.
My year just got a lot better, and it's because you're in it.
