Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be an amp, because you're amplifying my love.
Are you a live wire? Because you've electrified my heart.
Are you a water filter? Because you've purified my world.
You must be a plumber's license, because you've certified my love.
Are you a drain snake? Because you've removed all my doubts.
You're like my favorite plumbing job—one I'll never forget.
You must be a water heater, because you've warmed my heart.
You must be my water meter, because I want to measure every drop of time I get with you.
You're like a perfect day on the job—everything feels right with you around.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I'm stuck on you.
You must be a repair job, because you've fixed my broken heart.
Are you overtime? Because I'd spend all my extra hours with you.
You're like an emergency plumbing call—unexpected and totally worth it.
Are you my next job? Because I'd dedicate all my time to you.
You must specialize in leaks, because you've opened a floodgate to my heart.
Are you a hose? Because you keep everything flowing beautifully.
You're like a perfect rainstorm—unexpected and completely refreshing.
Are you a pressure gauge? Because you've got my pulse rising.
You must be a rainwater tank, because you're capturing all my feelings.
Are you a main water valve? Because you control the flow of my emotions.
