Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a current? Because you've swept me off my feet.
You must be a kilowatt, because you're too powerful to ignore.
Are you a transformer? Because you've changed my life completely.
You're like a short circuit—unexpected, powerful, and totally shocking.
Are you a power line? Because you've got me buzzing.
You must be a surge protector, because you've saved me from emotional overload.
Are you grounded? Because you keep me stable.
You're like static electricity—every time we touch, I feel a shock.
Are you alternating current? Because my feelings for you keep switching between strong and stronger.
You must be high voltage, because I feel a spark every time I see you.
Are you a circuit? Because you complete me.
You must be an amp, because you're amplifying my love.
Are you a live wire? Because you've electrified my heart.
Are you a water filter? Because you've purified my world.
Are you a pipe burst? Because you've flooded me with feelings.
Are you overtime? Because I'd spend all my extra hours with you.
You must be a repair job, because you've fixed my broken heart.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I'm stuck on you.
You're like a perfect day on the job—everything feels right with you around.
Are you a service call? Because I'd drop everything to be there for you.
