Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
I want to be Popocatépetl to your IztaccÃhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.
Let's catch something together, I'll bring the bait and you bring the charm.
Are you a cow? Because you've got me mooing with delight.
You must be the real reason this place is buzzing—your presence is electric.
Are you champagne bubbles? Because you're lifting me up.
You're the spark I didn't know I needed to end this year right.
Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge
You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.
Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you a prescription? Because you're exactly what I needed today.
Let's turn tonight into a story we'll still be talking about next year.
I'm not great at resolutions, but I promise to make you smile more this year.
Hi. Can I get you a drink?
Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.
Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
I'm so hooked on you that I'll even bait my own hook.
I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?
Are you a fisherman? Because you just reeled me in!
Do you come here often? Because I'm hooked on this spot!
