Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you have a boat license because I want to take you for a ride.
Are you a lure because I'm hooked on your smile.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room of life.
Are you a doctor? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome" and I think it's contagious.
Are you a sheep? Because you've got me flocking to your side.
Is your name Katniss? Because you're sparking a rebellion in my district.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in just... and I never want to leave.
You're like a perfect voltage drop—always smooth and balanced.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go... including to my heart.
Are you a battery? Because you're the energy that keeps me going.
You must be an electrical panel, because you're controlling all my circuits.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
Are you a grounding rod? Because you've stabilized my life.
You must specialize in high-voltage work, because you've energized my life.
Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
Are you a conduit cutter? Because you've removed all my obstacles.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
You must be statutory interpretation, because you bring clarity to my life.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.
