Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Can you suggest a cocktail for someone who's hopelessly attracted to the bartender?
Do you ever get tired of making people happy, or is it just second nature for you?
Are you a shot of tequila? Because one look at you, and my heart skipped a beat.
I was going to ask for a double, but one look at you, and I'm already seeing stars.
Are you always this good with your hands, or is tonight special?
If bartending were a sport, you'd already have a gold medal for how you're serving looks.
What's the best way to tip you? Because you've already tipped the scales in your favor.
You mix drinks like an artist, but I'd love to see what magic you'd mix into my life.
Are you this charming with everyone, or am I just tonight's lucky guest?
You must be the real reason this place is buzzing—your presence is electric.
If cocktails were named after people, yours would be called "Irresistible."
Are you taking drink requests, or can I request your number instead?
You're like my favorite drink—impossible to have just one conversation with you.
Do you believe in good chemistry? Because I feel like we'd mix perfectly.
I've seen a lot of bartenders, but you're the only one who could make my heart skip a beat.
Do you have a cure for someone who's hopelessly charmed by the bartender?
Are you a wreath? Because I want you hanging around my door.
You're the marshmallow to my hot cocoa—warm, sweet, and so comforting.
Do you have a candy cane? Because you've already hooked my heart.
You're like snow on Christmas morning—magical and rare.
