Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in good hands... and not just because of your medical skills.
You must be arbitration, because you bring peace to my heart.
Can you recommend something smooth? Or are you too busy being the smoothest thing here?
You're like a perfectly wired job—everything runs smoothly with you.
Do you have a thermometer? Because I think our relationship is reaching new temperatures... and I'm not just talking about my body temperature.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room.
You must be a windmill, because you're driving my heart to new heights.
Are you my favorite tool? Because I can't get anything done without you.
Are you a doctor of laughter? Because you're making me laugh so hard I need an oxygen tank.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're prescribing me a healthy dose of affection and I'm hooked.
Are you a doctor? Because I've got a bad case of attraction and I need some treatment... from you.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... with a fever for you.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go.
You must be an injunction, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... and I never want to leave.
Are you a bill in Congress? Because I'd vote for you every single time.
Your hospice bed or mine?
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing.
