Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.
Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge
You're the spark I didn't know I needed to end this year right.
Are you champagne bubbles? Because you're lifting me up.
You must be the real reason this place is buzzing—your presence is electric.
Are you a cow? Because you've got me mooing with delight.
You've the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.
Hey baby, if I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
My love for you flows stronger than a high-pressure pipe.
Can I be your midnight toast? I'll promise to be bubbly and worth raising a glass to.
Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?
Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?
New year, same me, falling for someone as amazing as you.
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Damn, you're like an award-winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.
You're like a fish, I don't want to let you go once I catch you.
