Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must specialize in leaks, because you've opened a floodgate to my heart.
Are you my next job? Because I'd dedicate all my time to you.
You're like an emergency plumbing call—unexpected and totally worth it.
Are you overtime? Because I'd spend all my extra hours with you.
You must be a repair job, because you've fixed my broken heart.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I'm stuck on you.
You're like a perfect day on the job—everything feels right with you around.
Are you a pipe burst? Because you've flooded me with feelings.
You must be a plumbing blueprint, because everything makes sense when I'm with you.
Are you a service call? Because I'd drop everything to be there for you.
You're like a weekend shift—tough to handle but completely worth it.
Are you a water main? Because you're the source of everything good in my life.
Are you a grease trap? Because you've caught all the mess in my heart.
You're like a perfectly designed plumbing system—flawless in every way.
Are you a septic tank? Because you handle all my crap with grace.
You must be a utility sink, because you're everything I need.
You're like my favorite plumbing job—one I'll never forget.
Are you a drain snake? Because you've removed all my doubts.
You must be a sump pump, because you've drained all my fears.
You must be a water heater, because you've warmed my heart.
