Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you overtime? Because I'd spend all my extra hours with you.
You must be a repair job, because you've fixed my broken heart.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I'm stuck on you.
You're like a perfect day on the job—everything feels right with you around.
Are you a work order? Because you're at the top of my list.
You must be a utility sink, because you're everything I need.
Are you a septic tank? Because you handle all my crap with grace.
You're like a perfectly designed plumbing system—flawless in every way.
Are you a grease trap? Because you've caught all the mess in my heart.
You must be a sump pump, because you've drained all my fears.
Are you a backflow preventer? Because you keep all my feelings moving forward.
Are you a plumber's apprentice? Because you've mastered my heart already.
You must be my favorite client, because I'd always prioritize you.
Are you my next project? Because I'd put in all the work for you.
You must be a plumbing blueprint, because everything makes sense when I'm with you.
Are you a service call? Because I'd drop everything to be there for you.
You're like a weekend shift—tough to handle but completely worth it.
Are you a drain cleaner? Because you've cleared up all my doubts.
You're like a maintenance schedule—something I always look forward to.
Are you a current tester? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
