Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
Do you mind if I cast my line in your direction?
This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.
Want to see my tackle box? It has everything to make you bite.
Are you PEX piping? Because you're durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?
Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
I'm so hooked on you that I'll even bait my own hook.
Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.
Are you a fisherman? Because you just reeled me in!
Do you come here often? Because I'm hooked on this spot!
Are you a fisherman because I think you're a reel catch.
Are you a disease? Because being near you feels like a slow and painful death.
I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
Do you have a mirror? Because I need something to shatter to escape the horror of your presence.
Is your dad a monster? Because you're a terrifying creature that haunts my nightmares.
Are you a black hole? Because you suck the joy and happiness out of every room you enter.
You must be a doctor, because you've just healed my broken heart.
You're like a perfect countdown—exciting, thrilling, and leading to something incredible.
You must be pipe tape, because you're keeping me together.
