Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a surgeon? Because you've just opened up my heart.
You're the best treatment plan I could ever hope for.
Are you a nurse? Because you just injected happiness into my life.
You must be a nurse, because you've got me feeling cared for already.
Are you saline? Because you're keeping me going.
I must be a patient, because I'm falling for the way you care.
You're like an RN—Reliable and Necessary.
Are you my vitals? Because you make my heart race.
You must be a charge nurse, because you've taken control of my heart.
Are you a bandage? Because you're healing all my wounds.
You must specialize in wound care, because you're closing up all my scars.
Are you PPE? Because I feel safe and secure with you around.
You're like a well-stocked med cart—always ready to provide comfort.
You must be a code blue, because you've got my heart racing.
You must be a triage nurse, because you've prioritized my heart.
Are you a call light? Because I can't stop reaching for you.
You're the best part of my 12-hour shift.
Are you a medication? Because you've got me feeling better already.
Are you a syringe? Because you've got me stuck on you.
You must be a crash cart, because you've revived my heart.
