Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you have a ground wire? Because you're keeping me grounded.
Do you come with a ground fault interrupter? Because you're shocking.
Are you a pipe threader? Because you've threaded your way through my life.
Are you a power surge? Because you're overwhelming.
Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite's on the floor.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
Are you from the 19th Century? Cause you can be my Babethoven!
Hey girl, is your leading tone a C# because all I can see coming next is this D.
Is that a fugue I hear? Because we're about to get entangled.
Can you please be the Treble to my clef?
Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.
If you were my theory homework, I'd slam you on the table and do you all night long.
You must be my plumber's tape, because you seal all my doubts.
If you were a light switch, I'd never turn you off.
Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can't resist your spark.
You make my heart go all staccato.
What's the best way to tip you? Because you've already tipped the scales in your favor.
Would you like to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp to me.
Wanna strum my g-string?
Do you have a circuit breaker? Because you just turned me on.
