Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be a nurse, because you've got me feeling cared for already.
Are you saline? Because you're keeping me going.
I must be a patient, because I'm falling for the way you care.
You're like an RN—Reliable and Necessary.
Are you my vitals? Because you make my heart race.
You must be a charge nurse, because you've taken control of my heart.
Are you my nursing shift partner? Because we'd make the perfect team.
Are you a medication? Because you've got me feeling better already.
You're the best part of my 12-hour shift.
Are you a call light? Because I can't stop reaching for you.
You must be a triage nurse, because you've prioritized my heart.
Are you a pulse ox monitor? Because you've got me at 100%.
You're like a shot of adrenaline—an instant rush to my heart.
Are you a patient chart? Because I'd study you all night.
You must be an IV bag, because you've got me feeling hydrated and alive.
Are you a blood pressure cuff? Because you've got me feeling the squeeze.
You must specialize in wound care, because you're closing up all my scars.
Are you PPE? Because I feel safe and secure with you around.
You're like a well-stocked med cart—always ready to provide comfort.
Are you a thermometer? Because you're heating up my heart.
