Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I must be a patient, because I'm hooked on you like an IV drip.
You must be a doctor, because you've just healed my broken heart.
Are you a prescription? Because you're exactly what I needed today.
Are you an X-ray? Because I can see right through to your heart.
Are you a scalpel? Because you've got me feeling cut open and exposed.
You must specialize in infectious diseases, because your smile is contagious.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
Are you scrubbing in? Because you're about to clean up this mess I call a life.
You must be a medical breakthrough, because you're one in a million.
Are you an ENT? Because you're all I see, hear, and think about.
You must be my primary care provider, because you've become my top priority.
I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
You must be an attending physician, because you've got my full attention.
Are you a referral? Because you're exactly who I've been looking for.
You must have the best bedside manner, because I can't stop thinking about you.
You must be a neurologist, because you've just rewired my brain for love.
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you've just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
