Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you this charming with everyone, or am I just tonight's lucky guest?
I love you more than 20th centrury composers love atonality.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
You're like an RN—Reliable and Necessary.
Are you an X-ray? Because I can see right through to your heart.
Composers know how to score.
The rod's not that big, but I sure know how to wiggle the worm.
Is there a triad in your pocket, or are you just augmented to see me?
Nice bobbers!
You can look through my tackle box.
I want to make you tremolo.
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...
You wanna get out of this fishbowl?
Are you a scalpel? Because you've got me feeling cut open and exposed.
If you were a saxophone, I could finger twelve notes on you with just my left hand.
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!
If you were a solo, I'd give you a superior rating.
You must be a pipe wrench, because you've tightened all my loose ends.
Are you a pipe wrench? Because you've got a firm grip on my heart.
