Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're like an RN—Reliable and Necessary.
I must be a patient, because I'm falling for the way you care.
Are you saline? Because you're keeping me going.
You must be a nurse, because you've got me feeling cared for already.
Are you a nurse? Because you just injected happiness into my life.
You're the best treatment plan I could ever hope for.
Are you a surgeon? Because you've just opened up my heart.
You must be sterile gloves, because you're a perfect fit.
Are you a pediatrician? Because you've got my heart feeling young and free.
I don't need a second opinion—you're the only one I need.
You're like my favorite field—full of endless possibilities.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
You must specialize in infectious diseases, because your smile is contagious.
Are you a scalpel? Because you've got me feeling cut open and exposed.
Are you an X-ray? Because I can see right through to your heart.
Are you a prescription? Because you're exactly what I needed today.
You must be a doctor, because you've just healed my broken heart.
I must be a patient, because I'm hooked on you like an IV drip.
Are you a stethoscope? Because you just listened to my heart and took my breath away.
You must be a plow, because you've turned my world upside down.
