Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Let's not let the clock decide how tonight ends—how about we keep it going?
Let's just cut to the chase and duet already.
Are you an electric current? Because you're flowing through my veins.
Do you have a switch? Because you turned on my feelings.
Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a transformer? Because you make my heart change frequency.
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.
Is your mom a light bulb? Because you light up my world.
You can look through my tackle box.
You're like an RN—Reliable and Necessary.
Are you an X-ray? Because I can see right through to your heart.
Composers know how to score.
The rod's not that big, but I sure know how to wiggle the worm.
Is there a triad in your pocket, or are you just augmented to see me?
Nice bobbers!
You wanna get out of this fishbowl?
If you were a saxophone, I could finger twelve notes on you with just my left hand.
Are you a scalpel? Because you've got me feeling cut open and exposed.
