Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I see we're both doing pigeons!
I bet you're really flexible.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Let me be your baby cobra.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Why don't I help you extend before yoga this evening?
Don't mind me as I full wheel you.
Are you a BJJ specialist? Because I would love to be in your guard!
Our bond is so tight I might just tap.
I wanna be all on top of you like a crucifix.
If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?
I'm good off my back, but I'll let you keep mount.
I've given my heart away more than Mario Yamasaki, but I'm willing to try again for you.
I'd put you in my guard any day.
Girl, you can mount me any day.
Baby, your name must be Mario Yamasaki because you just stopped my heart prematurely.
Wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?
I'm looking to get bobsleigh'd tonight.
I've been carrying this torch for you all night, let's go put it out at my place.
