Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
Mind if I get drunk with you?
You're not drunk until you make out with me.
I like my tea like I like my men, sweet as hell.
I like my tea like I like my men, hot and comforting.
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hottie!
Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I'm a pretty good spooner myself.
You're such a TEAse.
You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.
I don't want to sound corny, but I think you're a-maize-ing.
I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?
How about we skip the hors d'oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
I'll put the special in your sauce.
If you were my sauce pan, I'd never deglaze you.
Is it hot in here? Is it the salamander, the grill, and the 18 burners? or is it you?
Wanna see my meat walk-in?
Are you Gordon Ramsay? because I can make you scream.
Wanna gonna come by the restaurant and check out my biscuits?
