Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you want to get a beavertail and get outta here.
Even ice cream melts in my hand, why don't you?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.
This food isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.
Is your name paprika? Cause you spice up my life!
How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?
I believe in eating all organic.
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.
I love french fries but I love you more.
I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.
I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?
I relish the idea of spending time with you. We should ketchup sometime.
I wanna be like waffles with you and wake up on top of each other.
If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?
If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.
If you were a food, you'd be bacon, because you're fat.
Is that a banana in my pocket? Cause damn! I'm hungry.
