Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?
Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.
Are you sriracha? Because you are HOT!
Are you Vietnamese noodle soup? Because you look so pho-kable.
I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.
I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.
Care to share some oysters and wine with me?
Are you an essay? Because you got me hooked and now I want your breadcrumbs.
Do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.
Do you want to get a beavertail and get outta here.
Even ice cream melts in my hand, why don't you?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.
This food isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.
Is your name paprika? Cause you spice up my life!
How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?
I believe in eating all organic.
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.
