Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done?
You'd be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn't smell like French fries.
I can serve you more than just food.
Let me show you my daily special.
My burger was great, but you are rare and well-done at the same time.
So when's your next night off?
You'd still be pretty even if your hair didn't smell like fried goodness.
I ordered the skate so you'd think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I'm still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
I'd love to get into your plants!
I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.
There's something so organic to the way you use your hands.
You're rosebush or mine?
Want to cross pollinate?
If I were your gardener I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together
