Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?
Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?
I hope you don't have a roommate, because tonight, I want to make a lot of The Sound and the Fury with you.
I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.
Call me William S. Burroughs, because I want to Naked Lunch with you.
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
If you were a library book, I'd never bring you back.
If this were a library you'd be the only book I'd check out.
Can get your reference number?
Hey baby, can I put you on reserve?
Do you have any books on being in love with me?
As a librarian, I can confirm that this line does indeed work.
I can also read something else besides books, your heart.
Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you're smoking.
Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play librarian.
Libraries should allow food in the building, because right now I could just eat you up.
Meet me in the Romance section let's make Romeo & Juliet jealous.
Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.
You've put a hold...on my heart.
Can you tell me where I can find books on overcoming a deeply passionate love I have for a librarian?
