Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?
I can last longer than a jet engine.
If I can go to the airport with you, I would pick now so we can check each other's baggage.
My mom says that you should leave extra baggage behind, I agree with her too.
I get jet lags when I am in the airport but if you suck on me, I bet it can get better.
Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?
I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?
Should we go ahead and start the take off right now, I bet I can take you higher.
I think you should go check in at the airport and then just wait for me right in the room.
I don't care what gate I will board at the airport, as long as I am close enough to you.
I would gladly wait in the airport if you are the one I am waiting for, my darling.
You might as well get your passport all checked up I can check yours if you check mine.
You must have fallen out of some B-17 because you are truly the bomb of all the bombs.
If you are anything, I would love to be your personal item, baby.
Don't worry about me, I am good at packing all the essentials, what about you, boy?
You look like you can be a nice co-pilot with me, together we can live a better life.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
You must be a Customs personnel in the airport because I'd declare all that I have for you.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Hey girl, I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.
