Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
I like musicals and I'm straight and I'm willing to sing with you.
Hey girl, are you my light? 'Cause I can't believe it took me this long to find you.
Do you like musicals? 'Cause I'm a boy who's into Broadway.
If you were a script, i'd never want to be off book.
Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.
Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair. It hurts so bad.
I will make you the best single mother ever!
Girl you like Kool-Aid in a wine glass with dat fine ass!
Girl, I wanna pop some caps with you till da hood do us part.
You da only one I'd ever spend my minutes on.
Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got dat ass ma!
Let me flip this coin and whatever side it land on that's what I get.
I'm wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.
I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?
I'm gonna call heaven and tell 'em that an angel is missing, but I'm kinda hoping that you're a slut.
Just get in the car, bitch. I'm famous.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Ohh I was wondering... Can I have yo' numba?
So tell me, does ur pants thank u for spending time with them when u take them off?
