Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!
What's a nice girl/guy like you doing in a confession line like this?
You'll always be the second woman in my life. Our Lady is first.
Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?
You must be God's best creation
I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.
Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.
I know a few good spiritual exercises we could do back at my place.
Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...
My Guardian Angel thinks you're cute.
I know what you can give up for Lent... your number... to me.
I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.
Hey. My name is Will... God's will.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.
Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.
Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.
You're as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I was praying to St. Therese.
You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
