Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.
Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.
Hey girl! I am from your caste but different gotra.
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!
If you are Shiva's bow, I'm your Shri Rama. I'm gonna break you, baby!
Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
You're so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.
I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.
Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.
Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.
What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
What's your favorite temple? Because you're mine.
If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim.
Hey babe, what's your PB lineage?
If you get lost in the midst of darkness I'll help you find the iron rod.
Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?
Could you stand still so I can sweep you off your feet?
Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what i believe.
