Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?
You remind me of my three other wives.
Wanna hold the priesthood?
Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
Can I buy you a cup of Postum?
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.
You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!
What's your favorite temple? Mine is yours.
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.
I'd like to have her on my post.
How'd you like to pick up these cans?
I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?
Congratulations, you've gone Clear... to my heart!
Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?
Would you like to ride my face to total freedom?
Want to help me get my stats up?
Wanna MEST around?
Let's co-audit on OT LXIX.
You're sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?
