Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.
Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.
Not even the veil could make me forget you!
If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.
Hi, I'm new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.
If you were a cereal, you'd be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?
You remind me of my three other wives.
Wanna hold the priesthood?
Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
Can I buy you a cup of Postum?
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.
You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!
What's your favorite temple? Mine is yours.
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.
I'd like to have her on my post.
How'd you like to pick up these cans?
I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?
Congratulations, you've gone Clear... to my heart!
