Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
There's an incident in my pants, and you're invited.
I want to put my intention in you.
What's a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?
Whenever I see you, my tone arm rises!
I'm bad luck. Why don't you pull me in?
My org needs a touch assist.
How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?
I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.
Hey babe, I'd like to you feel my postulate.
That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.
If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?
Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you
On Yom Kippur, the Mishnah prohibits marital relations. Thank God we're not married!
Can I light your manorah?
Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.
Instead of the torah, can I study your body 3 times a day?
Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
You know how it is with culture, everything begins at sundown!
