Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
I wanna light your menorah.
Got any jew in you? Want some?
Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
I used to think apples and honey were sweet... until I met you.
Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
