Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there'd be another 113 pages between us.
If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.
If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?
I do not believe in predestination until tonight.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!
Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream. Precious above all others.
A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.
Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.
What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!
The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.
The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.
Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.
No, I'm not coveting. I intend to make you mine.
The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.
I love to see the temple. I'll (You'll) take you (me) there someday.
Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.
