Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Can I hold your palm for Palm Sunday?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
Confess here often?
I forgot my rosary, can I use your hand?
I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?
I'm doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I'd like to be Marian you.
I'm, you're. Let's look no more.
Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?
I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?
You're my eucatastrophe.
Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.
Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.
Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.
What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
You know, it's kind of noisy in here... the adoration chapel down the street is a pretty quiet place.
Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.
You smell better than incense!
I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?
My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.
Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.
