Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity!
Watch your step girl, I do not want you to fall in love with someone else.
Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math, Cause your legs are always divided.
Your lips taste like grape kool-aid.
I have good credit
Hey, are your parents beavers? because DAAAAYYMMMM!
Hey boo, I'd like to be a part of your next abortion.
Girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my To Do List!
If fine was a felony you'd be on death row!
Aye girl lemme beat it like some cake mix!
Baby, you thicker than the bible, and I wanna read all yo pages!
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw!
Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!
Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
If what matters is on the inside, how do I get on the inside?
Who's ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!
I'm digging you like a shovel ma!
Honey, being with me is like a roller coaster. There's always the possibility you could throw up.
Forget that roller coaster baby come get on this log ride!
