Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (Said to a fella.)
Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.
I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?
You know they say that you have never really dated until you've dated a.
How important is having a big family too you?
Here's a red rose. I think St. Therese of Lisieux wanted you to have it.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me.
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a.
Here I am, the answer to your prayers.
Hey girl, I don't need a website to know that you're my perfect Match.
I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!
What's a nice girl/guy like you doing in a confession line like this?
You'll always be the second woman in my life. Our Lady is first.
Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?
You must be God's best creation
I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.
