Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey girl call me Rockwell 'cause I'd like to show you my slab-serif.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
He can turn my spotlight on.
You make me Les Miserable.
Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
I'm getting into character by getting into your pants.
Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.
My dream role is to be your girlfriend.
If I blow into the mic will you give me feedback?
Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.
You give me more butterflies than a places call.
Are you theatre curtains? Cause I like it when you open up.
Are you that line i just brutally messed up? because i can't stop thinking about you.
Gabriel won't be the only thing blowing tonight.
Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.
I want to spend all 525,600 minutes with you.
You can do my eyeliner anytime.
You don't have to get out of my way when I have a crossover.
Hey girl, wanna help me recalibrate my sound board?
Are you a techie carrying a large set piece? 'Cause you just knocked me off my feet.
