Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Babe, should we check out your baggage and see if we can take some of them off you?
Hey girl, why are you in the business class when you could surely fly up first class?
I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you da bomb, Baby.
I think you have made me believe there is indeed a love in the first flight.
I hate flights but if I get to check in with you in the airport, I can manage it.
Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.
You like to travel, girl? Well, how about I show you my map in the bedroom tonight?
Your sense of wanderlust is truly strong, I love every second I am with you, girl.
What metal are you wearing down there, the detector just went blinking really fast!
The airport officers need not remind me that I have to be in the upright position with you.
I hate staying up all night, especially in the airport but if it's your arrival, I'll be wide awake.
You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.
Baby, I can show you how they treat people up in the first class in my bedroom tonight.
You are going up to Washington D. C.? Well honestly your D is the one I ever want to see.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you.
I can ask you out in whatever language you want, just name it and I'll tell you about it.
Are you saying you are supposed to be in a couch? Honey, we can fly first class from now!
You look like you invented this airplane we are in coz baby you are Wright for me.
