Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?
You could plant some seeds in my back garden!
How juicy are your pumelos?
Your heirloom tomatoes are the juiciest I have ever tasted.
You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.
How about you and me turnip in your bed?
I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.
How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?
Girl, you smell like straight up lavender. A whole field of them.
I like my men like I like my compost, dark and rich.
I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants.
Hate to see you go, but I love to watch your leaves!
I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.
How big does your squash grow?
I'd like to make you my backyard bounty.
Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?
I've got an apple tree In my backyard. I'd catch them like I'd catch you.
You smell as good as a bundle of lavender.
What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?
