Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I love french fries but I love you more.
I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.
I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?
I relish the idea of spending time with you. We should ketchup sometime.
I wanna be like waffles with you and wake up on top of each other.
If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?
If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.
If you were a food, you'd be bacon, because you're fat.
Is that a banana in my pocket? Cause damn! I'm hungry.
Is your name Halva? Cause you taste so sweet.
I'd love to dig into a plate of you...
I'd love to taste those spicy meatballs of yours.
Mmm girl! You're so sweet I'm gonna get diabetes!
My love for you is infinite, like the number of seeds on a strawberry.
We go together like a burger and fries.
We should pear up!
You can scramble my eggs anytime!
You look like delicious bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.
You must be corn syrup chase you're really sweet.
You remind me of spicy food, because you're making me sweat while my heart burns.
