Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is your name Halva? Cause you taste so sweet.
I'd love to dig into a plate of you...
I'd love to taste those spicy meatballs of yours.
Mmm girl! You're so sweet I'm gonna get diabetes!
My love for you is infinite, like the number of seeds on a strawberry.
We go together like a burger and fries.
We should pear up!
You can scramble my eggs anytime!
You look like delicious bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.
You must be corn syrup chase you're really sweet.
You remind me of spicy food, because you're making me sweat while my heart burns.
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done?
You'd be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn't smell like French fries.
I can serve you more than just food.
Let me show you my daily special.
My burger was great, but you are rare and well-done at the same time.
So when's your next night off?
You'd still be pretty even if your hair didn't smell like fried goodness.
I ordered the skate so you'd think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I'm still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?
