Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
I'm a locavore... I got all I need right in front of me.
I can last longer than cast iron.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
You're spicier than a ghost pepper.
Let's pretend you're a farm and I'll be the table.
You make my highly sensitive palate water.
How 'bout I cook dinner, and eat you for dessert?
At yeast you're in my thoughts, all the time.
Do you know where the pasta is? I'm feeling a little saucy.
I always hand whip my cream.
Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?
Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.
Are you sriracha? Because you are HOT!
Are you Vietnamese noodle soup? Because you look so pho-kable.
I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.
I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.
Care to share some oysters and wine with me?
Are you an essay? Because you got me hooked and now I want your breadcrumbs.
Do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.
