Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
It would be both a Crime and Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I'll meet you in the fantasy section.
I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.
What do you look for in a man/woman — other than literacy skills?
What do you say we get out of here and find A Room of One's Own?
Are you an overcrowded library branch location? Because you are STACKED.
I think must have found the Romance section...
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.
Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.
Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.
Can you help me put this away in the anthropology section.
You can classify me in your fantasy collection.
Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!
Do you have overdue books? Because you have fine written all over you.
You're body is so banging, what do you say we make a sequel.
Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.
You were saying, how big is your library again?
You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?
You know what else is perfect? The card catalog of your features, girl.
