Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Can you help me put this away in the anthropology section.
You can classify me in your fantasy collection.
Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!
Do you have overdue books? Because you have fine written all over you.
You're body is so banging, what do you say we make a sequel.
Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.
You were saying, how big is your library again?
You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?
You know what else is perfect? The card catalog of your features, girl.
Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?
You. Me. Bacon.
Do you pee here often?
You can pee on my fire hydrant any time.
You had me at ruff.
How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?
We can cross international boundaries together, you and I, let's do it tonight, babe.
Oh, darling you are so cute that I won't even check on your board pass anymore.
You should not be let to travel alone with that pretty face of yours, baby.
Darling, should we drink some coffee in the morning around Paris?
I don't need no captain, just you, to remind me to do things in the upright pose.
