Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?
Let's sneak off to the reference section and make little citations.
If you were a book, I'd need glasses, because you'd definitely be fine print.
Like the dewey decimal system? I'm the do-it decimal system.
You must be the Lord of my flies, because they'll only unzip for you.
Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?
There are so many books here but I want to read you.
I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you've been checking me out all day.
I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.
I love to be pawed
My dog is humping your dog. It must be fate!
You. Me. Bacon.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
Do you pee here often?
You can pee on my fire hydrant any time.
You had me at ruff.
Girl, a 12 hour time difference really wouldn't make me feel bad about you, believe me.
I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.
How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?
