Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Don't worry about me, I am good at packing all the essentials, what about you, boy?
You look like you can be a nice co-pilot with me, together we can live a better life.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
You must be a Customs personnel in the airport because I'd declare all that I have for you.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Hey girl, I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.
If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?
your perfection infuriates post modernists
Doesn't it seem like all these paintings look alike?
you're so Monet and you don't even know it
How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?
Are you into monochrome? Because I'd love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.
I love anatomy...especially yours.
If I told you your body looked like the Met's Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?
Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can't believe you don't already belong to someone else.
I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.
I'd like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.
At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.
You know, back in the 16th century, this kind of thing was taboo. My how things change...
You must be a piece of art, because I'd like to nail you up against a wall.
