Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?
your perfection infuriates post modernists
Doesn't it seem like all these paintings look alike?
you're so Monet and you don't even know it
How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?
Are you into monochrome? Because I'd love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.
I love anatomy...especially yours.
If I told you your body looked like the Met's Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?
Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can't believe you don't already belong to someone else.
I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.
I'd like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.
At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.
You know, back in the 16th century, this kind of thing was taboo. My how things change...
You must be a piece of art, because I'd like to nail you up against a wall.
I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Hey girl. It may take me a few days to carefully document your verso and recto sides.
Have you ever posed nude?
Hey girl, I know you don't accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?
Call the Art Loss Register, 'cause you just stole my heart.
Let me be your Frank Gehry and I'll be sure to properly balance your curves.
