Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your eyes are shinier than the oil in the menorah!
I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
Want to go fiddle on a roof?
Can I put out your burning bush?
Can I go into you garden of Eden?
My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're hotter than the number of nights of Hanukkah.
You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise
Yo gurl don't that you were mine
Can I come into your massada?
I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby
Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
You see this dress? It's made of Emma material.
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!
Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
