Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is your name Ariel? Because we were meant to be part of each other's world.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
Are you a prescription medication? Because I've been feeling sick without you.
Do you have an IV of charm, because you're injecting confidence into my heart.
You must be a surgeon, because you're always cutting to the chase... and my heart.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
Are you a conduit cutter? Because you've removed all my obstacles.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
You must be statutory interpretation, because you bring clarity to my life.
You must specialize in high-voltage work, because you've energized my life.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
You must be a windmill, because you're driving my heart to new heights.
Do you have a thermometer? Because I think our relationship is reaching new temperatures... and I'm not just talking about my body temperature.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room.
