Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Can you make something strong? Because your eyes already have me feeling weak.
Can I borrow your surfboard? Because I want to ride the waves of your love.
You must be a general practitioner, because you're good at everything.
You're like a perfect field of wheat—golden, glowing, and irresistible.
Can I be your beach ball? Because I want to bounce into your life.
Are you a motion for summary judgment? Because I'm ready to decide you're the one.
Are you a seagull? Because you've stolen my heart.
You must be a cross-appeal, because you've completely turned my heart around.
You must be a screwdriver, because you've tightened all the loose ends in my life.
Is your name Baywatch? Because you've been running in slow motion in my mind all day.
Are you a settlement? Because you've resolved all the chaos in my heart.
Are you a voltage tester? Because you've got my energy buzzing.
You're like my favorite tool—something I can't work without.
Do you have any tequila? Because I'm looking to get a little bit of salt, a little bit of lime, and a whole lot of you.
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
Are you legal research? Because I could spend hours poring over your details.
You must be a pair of pliers, because you've got a strong grip on my feelings.
Are you a conduit bender? Because you've shaped my life perfectly.
Is it just me, or does this drink taste better when I'm talking to you?
Is your dad a pirate? Because you're a treasure I've been searching for.
