Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be my opening statement, because you've set the tone for something amazing.
Are you a non-compete clause? Because I'd never want anyone else but you.
You must be cross-examination, because you're asking all the right questions of my heart.
Are you due diligence? Because every time I'm around you, I'm extra cautious with my feelings.
You must be pro bono, because loving you feels like a gift.
Are you an appellate brief? Because you've completely overturned my world.
You must be a class action, because everyone wants to be around you.
You must be a severability clause, because no matter what happens, I want you in my life.
Are you fresh produce? Because you're the pick of the season.
Are you a scarecrow? Because you've got me standing still in awe.
You're like a perfect crop—worth every ounce of effort.
Are you a barn? Because I want to keep all my love stored with you.
You must be fertile soil, because my heart's ready to grow something special with you.
Are you a tractor? Because you just plowed straight into my heart.
You must be my dream case, because you're everything I've been working for.
Are you attorney-client privilege? Because everything feels safe with you.
Are you equitable relief? Because being with you makes everything fair.
You must be statutory interpretation, because you bring clarity to my life.
You must be an injunction, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
You must be a witness stand, because I'd confess everything to you.
