Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a horse? Because you've galloped into my thoughts.
I must be using the wrong bait because I can't believe I caught someone as amazing as you.
Is your name Minnow? Because you may be small, but you've made a big splash in my heart.
Are you the tide? Because every time you come around, you pull me closer.
Are you a fishing lodge? Because you make me feel right at home.
How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
Are you a wheelbarrow? Because I want to carry my feelings for you everywhere.
You must be a silo, because you keep all my love safe and sound.
I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
Are you a fishing knot? Because I can't seem to break free from thinking about you.
You see this shirt? It's made of Abba material.
I'm not a fisherman, but I can't help but reel at your beauty.
Are you fresh milk? Because you're the cream of the crop.
Is your name Salmon? Because you're swimming through my mind nonstop.
Are you a fishing tournament? Because being with you feels like the ultimate prize.
If you were a fish, you'd be a trophy catch—one in a million.
You must be a master angler, because I've fallen hook, line, and sinker.
Are you a river current? Because I can't resist being swept away by you.
