Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
I don't usually order cocktails, but I'll have a martini if you're the one making it.
I have a loaded gun, get in the car.
Are you a martini? Because you're making me a little bit dirty.
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
You're like a perfectly installed cable—smooth, flawless, and essential.
Are you a potato? Because you're the root of all my happiness.
Is it just me, or are you the most beautiful person in this bar?
I think I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
Wanna come back to my place and see my itchings?
You must be a bartender because you know how to handle my spirits.
Excuse me, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You must be a Supreme Court case, because you're making history in my heart.
Are you a legal precedent? Because my feelings for you are unavoidable.
You must be a fruit tree, because you keep bearing sweetness in every moment.
You must be speaker wire, because you amplify my feelings.
Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.
Do you have a straw? Because you just made me weak in the knees.
Are you a cable clamp? Because you've got my heart locked in place.
