Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is it just me, or is the room spinning from how stunning you are?
Can you make something strong? Because your eyes already have me feeling weak.
If this bar's about creating unforgettable experiences, you're doing a perfect job.
You must be a mixologist because you've just shaken up my entire night.
Are you on the menu? Because you're definitely the most tempting option here.
I was going to ask for a drink recommendation, but now I just want to recommend we talk more.
You've got some serious skills behind the bar, but how are you with stealing hearts?
What's the secret ingredient to that smile? Because it's absolutely intoxicating.
Are you always this good at multitasking, or is flirting with me your specialty tonight?
I came in for a drink, but I'm leaving with a crush—are refills free?
Can you suggest a cocktail for someone who's hopelessly attracted to the bartender?
Do you ever get tired of making people happy, or is it just second nature for you?
Midnight might signal the end of this year, but I hope it's the beginning of us.
I don't need resolutions when I've already found perfection—you.
You've got me feeling like a firework—ready to explode with excitement.
Are you time? Because I wish you'd slow down so I can enjoy this moment with you.
You're my favorite way to start the new year—with someone worth celebrating.
Are you glitter? Because you're leaving your sparkle all over my heart.
I wasn't expecting to find my New Year's spark tonight, but then you walked in.
Are you the first sunrise of the year? Because you're absolutely breathtaking.
