Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you have a boatload of adventure because I think we could chart some exciting territory.
Can I help you reel in the weekend... and maybe something more?
Are you an underwater explorer because you're discovering new depths with me.
Do you have a treasure map to your heart because I think I could navigate it.
Can I help you cast your worries away... and maybe mine too?
Your face is like a puzzle, and all the pieces are in the wrong places.
You're so ugly, you made a scarecrow win a beauty pageant by comparison.
Do you have a treasure chest of secrets because I think we could dive into each other's hearts.
Hi, you'll do just fine!
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
Are you a non-compete clause? Because I'd never want anyone else but you.
Can I be your beach fire? Because I want to keep you warm all night.
Do you have a snorkel? Because you take my breath away.
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
Can I be your beach breeze? Because I want to bring a refreshing change into your life.
Is your name Shelly? Because I want to be shellfish and keep you all to myself.
My couch pulls out, but I don't
Are you a clamp meter? Because you've measured the current of my love.
You must be my opening statement, because you've set the tone for something amazing.
You must be cross-examination, because you're asking all the right questions of my heart.
