Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're the reason my crops are thriving—pure love in abundance.
Are you a seed? Because I see so much potential in you.
You must be organic, because you're all-natural perfection.
Are you a horse? Because you've galloped into my thoughts.
You must be an irrigation system, because you keep my heart overflowing.
Are you my harvest? Because everything I've worked for leads to you.
You're the fertilizer to my dreams—making them grow bigger and better.
Are you a chicken? Because you've got me clucking for joy.
You must be a farmer, because you've cultivated the best parts of me.
Are you a hay bale? Because I'm falling for you.
Are you a jury verdict? Because you're unanimous perfection.
You must be a class action, because everyone wants to be around you.
Are you an appellate brief? Because you've completely overturned my world.
You must be pro bono, because loving you feels like a gift.
Are you due diligence? Because every time I'm around you, I'm extra cautious with my feelings.
You must be cross-examination, because you're asking all the right questions of my heart.
Are you a non-compete clause? Because I'd never want anyone else but you.
You must be my opening statement, because you've set the tone for something amazing.
You must be a law review article, because you're so well-composed and brilliant.
Are you legal research? Because I could spend hours poring over your details.
