Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you fresh produce? Because you're the pick of the season.
Are you a scarecrow? Because you've got me standing still in awe.
You're like a perfect crop—worth every ounce of effort.
Are you a settlement? Because you've resolved all the chaos in my heart.
You must be cross-examination, because you're asking all the right questions of my heart.
Are you a non-compete clause? Because I'd never want anyone else but you.
You must be my opening statement, because you've set the tone for something amazing.
You must be a law review article, because you're so well-composed and brilliant.
Are you a jury verdict? Because you're unanimous perfection.
You must be strict liability, because I'm falling for you, no matter what.
Are you a motion for summary judgment? Because I'm ready to decide you're the one.
You must be a cross-appeal, because you've completely turned my heart around.
You must be a Supreme Court case, because you're making history in my heart.
You must be habeas corpus, because you've captured my soul and brought it to court.
Is your name Justice? Because you're what I've been searching for.
Are you voir dire? Because you're selecting all the right qualities in me.
Are you legal research? Because I could spend hours poring over your details.
You must be a discovery document, because every detail about you is a treasure.
Are you due diligence? Because every time I'm around you, I'm extra cautious with my feelings.
Are you a legal precedent? Because my feelings for you are unavoidable.
