Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you tax-free? Because being with you feels like pure gain.
You must be net profit, because you're what I've been working toward.
Are you cost accounting? Because you're adding so much value to my life.
I must be inventory, because my heart is turning over just thinking about you.
Are you an internal audit? Because you've revealed how amazing you truly are.
You're like a tax credit—an absolute lifesaver.
Are you a balance sheet? Because my assets and liabilities are all about you.
I don't need to amortize my feelings—my love for you is instant.
Are you interest revenue? Because my feelings for you just keep growing.
Are you a ledger? Because I'd trust you with all my entries.
You must be working capital, because you're keeping my heart running smoothly.
Are you a variance report? Because you're an unexpected surprise.
You're like my favorite spreadsheet—organized, efficient, and absolutely perfect.
Are you a trial balance? Because everything feels right when you're around.
You've got my heart crediting love and debiting loneliness.
You're like my favorite ledger—every time I think of you, things just add up.
Are you a T-account? Because you balance me perfectly.
Do you believe in accrual love? Because my feelings for you just keep building.
You must be an audit, because you've uncovered all the best parts of me.
Are you a journal entry? Because you've got me adjusting my priorities.
