Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be organic, because you're all-natural perfection.
Got any jew in you? Want some?
Are you a tide pool? Because you've captured something beautiful in every corner of my heart.
I wanna light your menorah.
Are you a fishing season? Because every moment with you feels like the perfect time.
I don't need bait to fall for you; you're already everything I want.
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
Are you a fishing rod? Because with you, every moment feels like a perfect catch.
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
Are you a trout stream? Because you've got me hooked on the journey, not just the destination.
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
Are you a charter boat? Because being with you feels like the adventure of a lifetime.
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're hotter than the number of nights of Hanukkah.
